Keira Knightley brings bed jacket to red carpet

I’m lucky, morsels — whenever I’m feeling stressed I only have to pop by a red carpet event and have a ladylike guffaw at the fashion gaffes to lift my mood. But the red carpets have rolled up lately as we socially distance for safety.

What’s a girl looking for mock-tastic celeb getups to do?

We turn to the files, where I store the sartorial rap sheets on A-list offenders. I’ve been emailing them to chums in need of cheering, but you can have a peep at the perps here.

Stay safe dahlings — we will air-kiss again!

Let me hoist this French Lift, and I’ll file my report:


3 oz. sparkling wine
½ oz. grenadine
Water to fill
4 whole blueberries

Pour chilled sparkling wine into a flute glass. Add grenadine and fill with bottled water. Drop in blueberries.


  • FILET O’ FRESH: So Ashley Dyke is the Gorton Fisherman’s girlfriend? Who knew? (Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)

  • BAGGY LADY: “If I spray paint an old sack gold, will it become a fancy dress?” Karen Gillan learns the answer is no. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)

  • BIG TOP: Is Michelle Rodriguez moonlighting as an edgy circus ringmaster? (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)

  • TUCKED IN: Should the invite read “Bring Your Own Bed Jacket,” Keira Knightley is all set.(Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP)

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